Sean had just finished a meeting with his colleagues in HQ. Over the small talk, the recent Durex survey done on the sexual activities of Malaysian men compared with their counterparts in the world was brought up to the crowd.
“Barely 2 times per week? My ass will believe it!” said LC. This 200lbs, eat-to-live food critique added on, “I think it will be 2 times per day for the survey if they had interviewed me and my group of friends. Don’t you know my nicked name has suggested it; Large Cxxx?”
“Are you sure 2 times per day with the same cow at home; or with all the other wild chicks out there? I think based on your record of 2 kids at home, 2 times per 15 years of your marriage life will be more likely!” Chilli Padi teased. This skinny chap, a father of 4 felt proudly in his heart added on further, “I think my record has proven all. Size doesn’t matter, it is the skill and… of course the hardness that counts. Only expert knows how to turn it on and turn it up.”
“Yah, Yah! Only the expert will know. And we all don’t know.” Derry replied. Feeling frustrated and annoyed, this well-built, 6-footer father of 2 sarcastically said with his heavy British accent, “I think only those unable to father a child will know nothing about sex at all! We the normal ones could any time turn them ladies on and up while transferring our DNA over as we like to.”
Without any physical movement, Sean, a married man with no child felt his groin being heavily kicked by these 3 men at once. And most importantly, without any physical object, Sean felt his heart had been stabbed into. With tremendous pain in his heart, Sean excused himself; pretended that he hasn’t heard any of the conversation at all, gently walked out from the conference room.
On the way home, the statement repeatedly appeared on Sean’s mind. “Am I not qualified to be a man? Is my equipment too small and lousy? Am I not having the skill at all?” Sean sighed and said to himself, “Something might have gone wrong somewhere. We have been trying for 5 years already.” While repeatedly thinking of all the issues, Sean’s sub-conscious mind taken over in the driving seat and led him to his way home.
“To be or not to be, that is the question.” It is hard to proclaim one to be a real man even though he possesses all the gender features of a male species. Men sometimes are judged by other men as sexually “able” or “disable” through whether he could father a child or not. And the number of children tends to signify the frequency of sexual act that he could perform.
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